Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay man were having a conversationRecently....
Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus.. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersihloo...
Apek: err .... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyakploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut...manyak cinang
semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apaproblem... bini saya manyak puas woo....
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambatpancut..
Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers).
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punyalanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itunasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah
*^__^* Enjoy ~ !
属于自己言论自由的空间...
小洁 ~ Xiao Jie
- JesSie PuDing
- * 22 year old * juz an ordinary and simple girl * like to make fren with other ppl * like day dreaming =P * lazy , siao siao and sometime sot sot and blur blur one * very like cat..miao~ * also a fan of turtle.. i like TURTLE !
星期四, 六月 17, 2010
星期三, 六月 16, 2010
痛
我只是希望有人能了解我的心情..
难道酱子很难吗?
我只是希望你们给我支持鼓励和一点点安慰..
可是你们不但没有给我..
而且还不停的说我错..
我的心痛得快死了..
昔日与我最亲的人,如今却开口向我讨债..
我的心痛到..
我撑不下去,也快崩溃了
难道酱子很难吗?
我只是希望你们给我支持鼓励和一点点安慰..
可是你们不但没有给我..
而且还不停的说我错..
我的心痛得快死了..
昔日与我最亲的人,如今却开口向我讨债..
我的心痛到..
我撑不下去,也快崩溃了
星期一, 六月 14, 2010
Unhappy XXX Birthday!
Happy Birthday?? Oh yea! today is my birthday.
But, I m not happy at all. ╮(╯_╰)╭
save me, Lord!
I m gonna b crazy!
I hate my work..
Bring alots of pressure n trouble for me. T___T
I want to escape from all these Stupixx work.
I want to switch off my phone n dunwan to answer any call.
Can i do that?
Lord, save me please..
I just want a "PEACE" !!!
But, I m not happy at all. ╮(╯_╰)╭
save me, Lord!
I m gonna b crazy!
I hate my work..
Bring alots of pressure n trouble for me. T___T
I want to escape from all these Stupixx work.
I want to switch off my phone n dunwan to answer any call.
Can i do that?
Lord, save me please..
I just want a "PEACE" !!!
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